I read an web article on 5 ego boosts a straight men needs in a relationship. Funny. I think it applies on all gay men though. Here's my modified version of 5 ego boosts a gay men needs in a relationship.
1. Men are afraid that they will let you down, on or off the bed.
Can't agree even more. There's one ancient Chinese philosophy that sings, "All men are born evil." Ask yourself. Are you not a son-of-a-bitch who (i) mechanically set your eyes on any pretty (boyish) faces that walks before you; (ii) gets a boner when you see some naked men; (iii) fantasizes about guys that you'll never get on bed with; (iv) flirt with other men when you have an opportunity; even if you already have a partner?
For those who earnestly admit you are one, at least you are an honest bastard.
For those who deny all of above, you are a dishonest bastard.
That explains the commitment thingee. Gay men cannot/do not/would not commit because they simply know that they have other available choices. It sounds harsh and mean, but hey! trust me, you are just one of the nice pair of shoes on a rack. Probably he is just trying which one fits him even better; and by the time he's over with you, you'll end up loose and devalued.
Anyway, back to the point again. Commitment is a no-no thingee for gay men (unless he's already old, fat and bald) because they know they will let their partner down, on or off the bed. So, what should you do? Give him time and space, and privacy too. Don't lock him, release him. No matter how far he wanders, if he loves you, he'll definitely go back to you. (THE SAME PRINCIPLE APPLIES ON YOU TOO!)
2. Men need to know if they are doing it right
The hard and fast rule for gay sex is a gay man only feels like a Super(gay)man if he satifies you, and it doesn't matter what roles he is playing. They say, "No encouragement means no joy'. I say, "Moan as loud as you can, god-damn-it! But never. never, never fake it!" If you don't enjoy it, why do it? Duhh.
3. Men don't like waiting too long to have sex with a new partner
Undeniably true.
OK. I see that you are a virgin. You've been saving your tight butt all these while for the right perfect prince to poke it. So??? Who cares?
We know men are more willing to commit if a relationship involves sex, and it is vital that they knows you appreciate them as sexy and attractive. Well, would you want to dump someone who finds you fuckingly hot and can't get his hands off you?
Anyway, about the virgin thingee. If you aren't a virgin anymore, then act like one. Nobody knows. Period. I renew my virginity everyday. *wink*
4. Men wish they have better bodies too
All gay men worry bout their image. Don't you too? Anyway, we all worry.
Just accept him from what he is. Show him affection. He may not have a gigantic pecker, but least he has a great heart.
5. Men will not forgive a cheating boyfriend
It's ovbvious. Men, although have no loyalty towards their partners, look for loyalty in other men. Irony. Men do not give out commitment, but they seek commitment from their partners. Double the irony.
Be smart. Make it obvious that you are loyal to him (although you are really not). Support and defend him when necessary. And please be smart enough not to let him find out that you're cheating behind him!
"...well. All gay men want commitment, yet in a different package..."
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